Thursday, February 24, 2011

She's Baaaack - Jersey Shore Season Three Episode 9 Recap

This past week we saw what some of the cast of Jersey Shore likes to be on. Snooki was on Regis & Kelly where she compared Regis to an ape. The Situation was on Ellen where he continued one of the greatest con-man schemes - that he is a good guy with some discernible talent who should be promoted rather than vilified for being one of the most two-faced people this side of Harvey Dent. JWoww said she will be on the cover of Playboy and in her birthday suit inside the pages once Jersey Shore has run its course – which means we should see her on the cover shortly after Season 4.

In scenes for this week’s episode MTV teases the return of Sammi to the show. She was gone from the show for about as long as Brett Favre was “retired” in 2008. And 2009. And 2010. I’ve looked forward to this return like jewelry stores look forward to Lindsay Lohan doing a little window shopping.

The episode kicked off with Snooki kicking her guy out of the bed and sending him home. Apparently this guy didn’t measure up and Snooki made plans to meet up with another guy that night. Charlie Sheen doesn’t move this fast.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Eggs Sorrentino - Jersey Shore Season Three Episode 8 Recap

If there’s only one day left in the work week that can only mean one thing – that it’s Thursday, or as my morning commute friends on The Kane Show like to call it – Jersday. This week in Jersey Shore news saw Pauly D hanging out with The Favre Slayer and Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers in Las Vegas. I wonder which mantle Rodgers likes more. I’m sure winning the Super Bowl has to be awesome and is probably first, but putting sports’ biggest attention whore in his place has to be a close second. Ronnie plead not guilty to an assault charge everyone with functioning eyes knows he committed in season one.  

The Jersey Shore news isn’t confined to just current cast members either. Former castmate and overall wet blanket Angelina got engaged. You’ve got to have a really short memory if you’re willing to marry a girl who for all intents and purposes had sex on camera less than a year ago and apparently made her way around with two other guys from Jersey Shore. When one of them is The Situation, then that has to mean this guy has a worse memory than the guy in Memento.

Before we begin the review, let’s take a moment of silence for Uncle Leo who passed away this week. Somewhere an angel just walked past him and said “Hello”.  At least for the angel’s sake I hope he did.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Girl Don't Go Away Mad to Your Home Sweet Home - Jersey Shore Season Three Episode 7 Recap

This past week was a big one for the cast of Jersey Shore. JWoww released a  book on dating, The Situation said he’s going to leave the Shore and head for Hollywood, Snooki was on Letterman, and Vinny agreed to start his acting career on another MTV show. With all this going on your humble blogger continued eating pasta for dinner while staring at his multiple degrees on the wall after a long day of the daily grind. 
One positive thing about the past week was we didn’t hear much about Sammi or Ronnie. I’m guessing that will change in the next hour. Jersey Shore should just change its name to Paisans because Sammi and Ronnie have done more to kill a show since Rachel and Ross or Monica and Chandler took down Friends. Come to think of it, Friends just kind of sucked after the first few seasons. 

This week’s episode started off with Ronnie and Sammi arguing. Their relationship makes Tony and Carmela Soprano look like The Cleavers. The Situation told Sammi that there was so much drama between her and Ronnie in Miami that there was no turning back. Ronnie didn’t take to that too kindly and finally called him out. To the camera and not personally, but it’s a start. Ronnie promised to confront Mike on this and his continual scheme of playing both sides.  There are kids who don’t look forward to Christmas like I’m looking forward to this. Don’t let me down Ronnie Claus.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Stop The Insanity - Jersey Shore Season Three Episode 6 Recap

Last week’s Jersey Shore had two break-ups, two make-ups, an emerging new couple and rumors of a vegetarian in the house. In this week’s episode will Sammi and Ronnie extend the nation’s longest dramatic relationship? Will The Situation continue to play the role of house yenta – The Situation is neither talented nor likable in any way…discuss. Will JWoww’s dog keep interrupting her during sex or will she wise up and distract the dog with a vacuum cleaner?

Let’s hit NJ 37 and see what happened.

This week’s episode starts off where last week’s left off, with JWoww quoting Entourage and me remembering when Jeremy Piven was a good actor. At Karma, the roommates were drinking and celebrating the good vibes in the house. Sammi saw this and was worried about Ronnie, because that’s who she is.

After Karma and back at the house, Sammi made Ronnie food. Given Ronnie’s state, I’m pretty sure whatever goes in is coming out pretty quick. Yep, there’s the evidence of his dinner. Snooki slept with the dogs. Not in her bed mind you, but on the floor next to them.
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